Dear Progesterone

Cc: all other hormone therapies

Dear Progesterone,

I dislike the way you turn me into a crazy, raging lunatic. I am currently sitting at my desk, perhaps a little bored. The normal reaction to this is: a) find something useful to do or b) find something not useful to do. However, under your influence I currently want to throw highlighters violently against the wall while screaming.

Adding to that my lack of ability to stand yesterday without feeling the room spin and the extreme drowsiness of the first 2 days of treatment and I'm becoming a definite non-fan of yours.

Please cease the bullshit effing with my body and rational thoughts.

Me